Drive like you stole it and rip the tarmac off the roads around the mean streets of Hong Kong tearing up 30kph speed limits as you go.
Wave a two finger salute out the drivers window as you fly past Tsai Wah looking like the dogs bollox before you stack it and get fully REKT into a side railing near the WanChai bypass staggering out of Players at 6am on Monday morning before your AGM.
**Reluctant sale due to remarrying**
• 0-Rekt in 2.3secs
• Funky SMO colours
• 26,530 km, 1 careful owner
• Loud noise to annoy all your neighbours
• Doors and windows included.